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I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!!

EB'S BIGGEST FF FAN.

So Jman or under the website as Joshua Hilton Proctor made it in the runnings. If you love me you will vote for him here.

http://www.ebgames.com.au/competitions-735-Vote-here-for-Australias-BIGGEST-Final-Fantasy-Fan

<3

EB Final fantasy competition.

RRRAAAGGGEEE

Delicious pie.

Literature is fucked; After reading a paragraph on my book Cannibal Killers - Murderers who kill and eat their victims. I am to come across some nonsense that blood is the elixir to beauty, thus bathing in it will make you more beautiful. Second I am reading a recipe that contains one grilled onion, blah blah blah - wait, what? One plump baby?!

...Just saying and all. Kids, please stick to your pop-up books.

GO-FIK YOURSELF.

CHICK ROCK!

Honestly, how could I have not had this as a blog? Rock on. \m/

So it is 4am and I have just woken up from my nanna nap. He is always stalking my profiles so I decided I would write something for him to stalk. :)
Today I am going to Luke's school to come see him afterwards. I am welcome in by both parents and his Nonna, they are the sweetest Maltese/Italian's I have ever met. I have been seeing Luke Buttigieg for 1 month and 6 days. Yeap, I kept count even though I am one most likely not to. We first met because I sold him weed, I cut him off. He makes me so happy and I hope he is reading this just so he can know EXACTLY how happy he makes me. Even though he thinks I have a huge ego, which I do - He knows I only get that ego because of half the mushy shit that he says! I love sitting playing video games with him, watching movies or just cuddling and doing nothing. I love how all my friends have taken to him like a friend of their own and I love how his friends are so creeped out by me! There is never a flaw when it comes to Luke personally, despite the shit he ate when he stopped going to gym and how persistant he is about music. It is okay because I know how to shut him up. He is becoming my favourite person, bestfriend, boyfriend. Whatever. He is mine - Forever. <3

I love the beach!

Youtube.

So about 2 years ago, I met my good mate Jack Hayes on youtube. Being a typical teenager that needed everything on film, I had encountered a guy wearing no pants, but a tea towel wrapped around his crotch; preaching about jesus. Jack had left a comment discussing the area and how it is quote;"Fucked". I grew intruiged of the fellow Melbournian youtuber and we added eachother on that site, then on to Myspace, a social networking site, where we generally met up in person. He is pretty great, and now. I am on his youtube channel.


We are just pretty awesome. <3

http://www.youtube.com/user/Jackoroth
http://www.youtube.com/user/Trashcuntt

Fuck I miss these nights and these people. Will always love you guys. <3

Fuck I miss these nights and these people. Will always love you guys. <3

Cool jerk.

Is an awesome song.
Because they know, I'm, the heaviest cat, the heaviest cat you've ever seen.

OHHHH YOU'RE SMOKING!!!!! bahaha. (Y)

HURRR.

I want my hair like this but pink and longer!

I <3 Kat Von D

There's heaps of things I love in life, but the second thing I love the most would have to be tattoos, piercings and your all-round body modifications.
Kat Von D is an amazing artist, and shes hot too! I love her work and I am not ashamed to admit that LA Ink is getting to the top of the series list.

What I'm watching: Friday the 13th sequels!


What I'm reading: Cannibal Killers.


What I'm listening to: Too young to fall in love - Motley Crue


What's on my TV: True Blood


What am I playing: Super Mario brothers 1992.

2010

It is finally here baby!
Lets go through the memories of 2009!

Modification happens everyday, to shake up my image, I did something I will never do again - I got dredlocks. They lasted 3 days. I thought they looked hell-a awesome, but my itchy, itchy scalp begged to differ. :(

I actually passed out, cried for hours and ended up with mild alcohol poisoning and a hangover that lasted over 3 days. Bacardi 151, never again my friend. However, I must say this is a very classy picture of me!

Me and my wife had our wedding day! (Lisa is my neighbour, I have known her since I was two, we aren't really married.) At you-betcha! A bowling alley, this was exciting because I havn't bowled since I was 6 years old, and it was my first time playing laser tag, even though we lost, it was great fun had by all!


Went crazy searching through the depths of underground Melbourne. It wasn't as great as I expected, but it was an awesome chill session after walking for hours!!!!!


Kicked it at the show with my two sisters. It was sooo much fun, I can not believe I stopped going! The rides were not as scary as when you were a kid, but I sure did get a laugh at my kid sister screaming all through the rides. :)

I guess there is too much to remember, but I will update this soon and hit you guys up with some more pictures and memories. <3